A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my...
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that.
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine.
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He’s never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out. All day long he complains: About...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins.
Two friends were about to start playing golf when one said, “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” The other golfer replied, “How so?”.
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing, the father got a hole in one. “Okay, nice shot dad," said the son, thinking...
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far.
Four men waited at the men's tee while four women were hitting in front of them, taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it.
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only nine holes. Sid says to Barney, 'Let's say we make the time worth while, at least for one of us and put $5...