1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday 4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household...
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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) a marriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all of the above
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that.
Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...
Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? A. It's called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.
Two nuns were asked by the Mother Superior to decorate the inside of the monastery, but under no cicumstances were they to get even one drop of paint on their.
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off." Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide." Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?" Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?" Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do...