Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am...
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A guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just thirsty. He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please..
Two gay guys are in a bathroom using the urinals. The one guy looks at the other guy's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the guy and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm...
Why are Lesbians the worst cooks? Because they are always eating out
2 gays and 2 lesbians are all gonna travel round the world. Who will get around first? The lesbians. Why? Because the lesbians will be doing 69, while the gays.
there is two gay guys and one of them says i will be right back but then he take a long time so the other guy gos looking for him and finds him and he sees shit blood cum on the wall and says what...
Two college buddies wanted to go drinking one Saturday night. Having only 50 cents between them they devised a plan to get free drinks all night. They went to a.
What do you call 2 lesbians trapped in a cabinet.... A licker cabinet What is the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian.... one is a snack cracker, the.
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked "That's a daddy longlegs." her father...