An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have...
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A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down just before reaching his customer's location. He was a strong man, and.
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children..
A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always judgmental, always demanding. Finally, the old girl died.On the way back from the cemetery,...
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a poor, humble man. The service was to.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. While typing in her address, he accidentally.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to...
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. One thing that got everyone’s attention, was a huge flower covered heart on the wall behind the casket. After the usual.
A lawyer named Thomas Strange died, and his wife was informed by the tombstone maker that he can only fit nine words on the tombstone. So she asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his.
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first...