A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir,"...
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Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, the banker, says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so.
An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss.
"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink and a bite to eat. As they sipped their...
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them and says, "Excuse me, ladies,.
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from.
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts...
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and.
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday. She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The salesman said, "I am blind but if you give...