One week before her wedding, a mother pulls aside her daughter (and bride-to-be). She says, "I will now give you the advice that has been passed down from generation to generation, from woman to woman." The daughter listened attentively, curious as to what the advice...
fishing
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake..
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, the banker, says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so.
An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest...
"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the.
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them and says, "Excuse me, ladies,.
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. "Pack some clothes, get out my fishing poles...
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the.
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him. So the...