A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it,".
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled.
A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'snipped.' The doctor gladly started the required.
A man passed out on the beach in Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees. He went.
A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months.
Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out. The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion.'Mr Wong, I'm afraid you have.