Duplicating film.
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The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
Eclipse e-klips': What an English barber does for a living.Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.Heroes hee'-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.
Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time.
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
WWW (Acronym) World Wide Wait
None of the kids that live in your house...
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.