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Message From Beyond

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On January 22, 2021
A spiritualist who had recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she had just received a message from her dead husband asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes."The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them.""Why not?"...

Christmas Accident

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On December 25, 2020

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to.

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Christmas Accident

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On December 25, 2017
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to or associated with Christmas or they will be rejected. The first man searches his pocket,...

Pearly Gates Test

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On March 20, 2016

A petty thief, a teacher and a traffic warden die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s gates together. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter,.

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Ugly Accident

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On November 6, 2015
A bus carrying only ugly people involved in an accident, and everyone on the bus died. When they arrived in Heaven, God decided, because of their grief, to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up and God asks the first...
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