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Disorderly Conduct

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On October 27, 2023
Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?" "Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond." The judge asks the second gentleman, "And what were you doing?" "I...

Small Town Cop

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On October 8, 2023

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer," the man began, “I can explain”.“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going.

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Police at the Gates

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On October 4, 2023
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he responded."What kind of police officer?" Saint Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept drugs...

DMV Lines

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On October 1, 2023

When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down.

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Tricky Burglar

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On June 18, 2023
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court, sir”. Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he...

Traffic Violation

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On April 6, 2023

A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway.  Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly,.

Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.

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Low Bridge

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On March 9, 2023
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he got stuck under it. Cars backed up for miles.Finally, a police car came up. The...
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