A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands...
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer," the man began, “I can explain”.“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going.
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he.
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down where the clerk took my picture.I inspected my photo for a moment and commented to...
It was the last 10 minutes of his shift on the highway, and this cop had yet to catch a real speeder and score a huge ticket. Just as he.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.
A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway. Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly, he pulled over and waited for the officer, his sun glasses still on, and his...
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he.
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural road. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a...