One night a lady with a black eye stumbled into a police station. She told the desk sergeant that she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the face and knocked out...
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds.
A husband and wife are bickering after dining out on a Friday date night. The wife was upset because her husband was flirting with the young voluptuous waitress all evening.
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."...
Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK. When pulled.
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed – she could see it from the bedroom window..
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the...
“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a.
A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did.
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a warning, mom tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car."I have never...