"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going...
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Some will say that this is definitive proof that Bill Gates is the devil:CNN: - Microsoft, Barney teaming up - August 19, 1997 http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9708/19/barney.ap/index.html-------------------------------------------------------------------- Upon reading the above-referenced web page.
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Here's a story about a guy who got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. Next month he got another, did.
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else.
A friend was thinking of a password to login to his computer, after a while, he chose the word "penis." After typing the word in, the computer read, "Password rejected, not long enough."
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland? Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio. For several days, they tied.
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