The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers: 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. FREE PUPPIES: PART COCKER SPANIEL - PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN....
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An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened.
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and.
* If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you'd discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away and that, indeed, the whole...
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it.
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me.
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such? For those of us folks who chat on line too much? If there was a group, I would like it just fine, Except that it prob'bly would be here online! Are there therapists here? I think...
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or.
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update #10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader. #9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members.
A programmer comes to a piano-player to have a look at his new grand piano, walks around, hems and finally, says, -the keyboard is inconvenient-84keys, half of them functional, all unmarked, though, to press 'Shift' with a foot is a fresh idea.