Are you having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer addict whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King's Quest XLVIII. Try one of these: - CD-ROM rewinder. (For blondes only.) - Virtual reality beer. - NoseBlaster smell card --...
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'There is an upgrade path from the Old to the New Testament, but it's difficult and unsupported.''We were only able to get the first seven Commandments on the stone tablets..
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee 8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee 7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp.
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Sing this to the tune "walking in a winter wonderland! Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted.
15. Women write in to reassure you that it's no big deal and that it happens to lots of men. 14. Cashiers refuse to accept your URL as photo ID..
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't...
One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug.
Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the...