99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code,.... > (Repeat until BUGS = 0)
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A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door down..
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot.
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes: Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's: We learn about VD in: "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN" Charlie and the...
You know you are addicted to the Internet when... You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a.
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to.
The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III'' means the order of third (3rd). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the...
1) When you add a third modem to your dedicated phone line. 2) When you access Microsoft's web page every Sunday for brother Bill's Sermon. 3) When that 3Gb hard.
Random Access Memory - When you can't remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when wife asks about it
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.