What do you get when you cross a computer with an ice road? A hard drive.
computers
The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work: 20. That's weird... 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible?.
There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. For the sake of this story, we'll call him Jack. After years of being taken for granted and.
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of...
The biggest fear of any computer user is that you just blew several grand on a clunker that's not even fit for a boat anchor. Try these dead giveaways on.
Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say...
REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.10> Steve Jobs started work today.The silverware looks great, but he.
Dear Help Desk, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0...