The CEO of a major corporation asked his press officer to write a twenty-minute speech for the shareholders meeting. Upon his return from the meeting he is furious at the press officer.“Are you trying to kill my career?” the executive barks. I asked for a...
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A guy walks into his boss' office and asks for a day off. His boss replies, "So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are.
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "No, sir," the clerk replied. "Interesting." the boss said. "You see, I never did either but.
A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it was before normal business hours but that he would help if he could. "What's your...
A random woman, a manager, and his assistant are sitting together in a train. Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel, and as luck would have it, the lights go.
John woke up after the annual office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom,.
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day of his arrival in New York because she couldn't figure out what time he would be...
After a weekend full of drugs and alcohol, I turned up for work Monday morning and they where taking urine samples to test for drugs. It's a routine thing they.
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement.Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told.
A man joined a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!...