The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!" I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's...
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A blonde was taking a walk in the country. Suddenly, she noticed something that intrigued her. In the middle of the field, chewing grass lazily, there was a cow with no.
There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up. She looked in it and said, "This person looks familiar.".
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I...
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What's the eight cents for? asks the blonde. "It says.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify...
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing.
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!" I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's...