A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store. The associate asks how she is doing and what he could do for her. She replies, "I'm fine. I need a seven-ten cap for my car." The man asks," A seven-ten cap? Where does it go,...
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!".
A blonde was taking a walk in the country. Suddenly, she noticed something that intrigued her. In the middle of the field, chewing grass lazily, there was a cow with no.
There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up. She looked in it and said, "This person looks familiar." The other blonde took it from her and looked in it. Then she exclaimed, "Of...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was.
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What's the eight cents for? asks the blonde. "It says.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few.
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own...