A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her...
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them and says, "Excuse me, ladies,.
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day.
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some...
An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should.
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She called a local milk farm and ordered 25 gallons of milk. When the customer service representative read the.
There once was a magic Mirror and if you told it a lie you would disappear. So A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde tried it out. The Brunette goes up and says, " I have the best lookin eyes in the world" And POOF....
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned.
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need...