A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him....
bar and drinking
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all.
A completely naked dude walks into a bar and from the door orders two shots of vodka. The female bartender looks at him intently, scanning his body up and down..
A group of married friends are at a bar with their husbands for dinner and drinks. The couples chat about different topics, but eventually they switch seats so that all the men sit together and talk about sports and cars, while the women complain about...
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. After a few, one of them turns to.
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender exclaimed, "No animals are allowed in here!" "We're not just animals, buster!" says the parrot. "I'm not talking to you," replied the bartender,...
A Texan, a New Yorker and a New Jersey resident were drinking their favorite beverage in a bar. The Texan drained his glass of tequila, threw the half-full bottle up.
A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed..