animals

Bird Dog

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On March 19, 2021
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe...

Three at a Bar

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On March 11, 2021

A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender exclaimed, "No animals are allowed in here!" "We're.

She Bears

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On March 3, 2021

A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had.

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50th Anniversary

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On March 1, 2021
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary. "Let's have a big party, Homer," she suggested. "You'll need to kill a pig." The...

Two Hunters

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On February 20, 2021

Two hunters are out in the woods just as it’s starting to get dark. They are walking along and all of a sudden one of them yells “STOP, right now!”.

Grumpy Grandpa

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On February 11, 2021

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind.

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At the Ranch

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On February 10, 2021
A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired...

Talking Dog

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On September 4, 2018

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog..

The Grasshopper

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On August 30, 2018

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme.

Roadside Miracle

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On March 27, 2017
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver pulled over to the side...
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