animals
A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. "Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked. "For.
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replied, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked.
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs.
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his polar bear son were sitting in the snow. The cub turned to his father and said: "Dad, am I.
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs.
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep.