animals
A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says.
Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked.
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and crashed.
A farmer decided one day that he wanted to breed his prize-winning hog. So, he put her in a cart and wheeled her to a farm five miles away, to breed with.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned.