A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat doing?""He’s dead," said his brother."He’s dead!? What do you mean he’s dead? I loved that...
animals
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse.
Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since...
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and crashed.
A pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be.
A farmer decided one day that he wanted to breed his prize-winning hog. So, he put her in a cart and wheeled her to a farm five miles away, to breed with a high class pig. He paid $20 for the stud fee, and after they were done,...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned.
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car.
I took my 66-year-old dad to the mall once to get him new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him. The girl had spiked hair in all different colors:...