Super Bowl Tickets

A guy placed an ad on a Local Affairs website:

“I have two tickets for Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket, but I didn’t realize last year when I bought them that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. I am looking for someone to take my place. The wedding is at St. Thomas Church, Providence at 3pm. Her name is Amanda. She’s 5’6″, about 130 lbs. She’ll be the one in the white dress.”