A Seenager

GREAT NEWS !!!!! 
I just figured it out. 
I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager) 
I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later. 
I don’t have to go to school,
I don’t have to work.
I get an allowance (OAS, Social Security etc.).
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license.
I own my car.
I have ID that gets me into bars & served alcohol.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
I don’t have acne.
LIFE IS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!