Reincarnation
By A wife was talking to her husband about reincarnation.
“What exactly is reincarnation?” he asked.
“It’s when you die and come back as something completely different,” she explained.
“So,” he suggested “I could come back as a pig?”
She sighed wearily. “You’re not listening, are you?”
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