Redneck Schoolkids

A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. “If you were to see a car coming in opposite directions on a one-lane road, what would you do?”
Zeke was called to answer. He replied, “I would notify my half-brother, Jake.”
The policeman looked at him and he asked, “WHY would you call Jake, instead of someone like myself?”
Zeke replied, “Because Jake ain’t never seen a wreck like that! I’m sure YOU have though.”