Find Your Man

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story department store with a sign that reads: “Find your man here.” They decide to go in.
At the door, a very attractive security guard explains to them how it works. “We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. You can go up, but not down. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are plain but kind.” The friends laugh, and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are handsome but poor.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are smart but unattractive.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they keep going.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are handsome, rich and kind.” The women get excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”