Praying for some birds


A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, l has a problem. I have
these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but l have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in
with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots
will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female
parrots will learn to worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female
parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say, “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the
bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!”

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