Perfect Marriage
By A couple, famous among their friends and family for never having a single argument, was celebrating their 25th Anniversary. They threw a party and invited all of their friends to celebrate with them. During the party somoene asked about their secret to a peaceful marriage.
Recaling their honeymoon, the husband started: “We went to Scotland for honeymoon after our wedding. One day there, we went for a horseback riding trip. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making her topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!! Shocked, I shouted: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”
She gave me a cold look and said: “This is your first time!!!” and we have been happy ever after.”