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Q: How many LP
Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck… getting stuck… getting stuck…
What is "pi"?
What is “pi”?
Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its
diameter.
Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.
Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005
Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.
Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and
delicious dessert!
Lorena Bobbitt
Lorena Bobbitt is writing a biographical book, its title is: “Six Inches From Prison.”
She also loves reading. Her favorite novel is “Moby Dick.”
And, next week she starts a new job as a sales representative for… SNAP ON TOOLS!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
I Want A Little Pussy
A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate was quick to offer to set him up with a blonde who’d made the rounds of the campus.
Just take this bimbo out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course, he explained reassuringly. This girl knows what the score is, and she’s even a natural blonde.
The roommate arranged the date as promised. The freshman was delighted by his cute, outgoing companion and they spent the evening dining and dancing. On the way home he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in a cold sweat, and blurted out, “Gosh, I sure would love to have a little pussy.”
“I would too,” sighed the blonde, “Mine’s the size of a goddamn milk pail.”