Not His Day
By A young, lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick
up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the
blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled
over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could
give him some oral pleasure. Once his pants were down to his
ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun and bound his wrists
to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and clothes,
and drove off with his car.
Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and
began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get
something’s help.
A short time later, a trucker pulled up alongside the troubled
man. “What happened to you?” asked the trucker, with a grin. The
man explained his plight… The trucker stepped down from his
truck, and as he unzipped his pants he remarked, “This just
ain’t been your day, has it boy!”