Not fot the faint hearted

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How do you make a baby float?
Yake your foot off its head

Whats the difference between a baby and a fridg?
The fridge doesnt cry when you put your meat in it

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear

how do you get a baby in a bowl?
With a blender
How do you get it out again?
With corn chips

How many babys does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion

Whats the difference between a baby and a rugby ball?
When you kick a rugby ball your not aiming for the posts

WHats the defference between a baby and a trampoline
You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferari?
I dont hacve a ferari in my garage

What does a blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic baby get for christmas?
Cancer

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