Not fot the faint hearted
How do you make a baby float?
Yake your foot off its head
Whats the difference between a baby and a fridg?
The fridge doesnt cry when you put your meat in it
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
how do you get a baby in a bowl?
With a blender
How do you get it out again?
With corn chips
How many babys does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
Whats red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion
Whats the difference between a baby and a rugby ball?
When you kick a rugby ball your not aiming for the posts
WHats the defference between a baby and a trampoline
You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferari?
I dont hacve a ferari in my garage
What does a blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic baby get for christmas?
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