No One Available
By A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed – she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn’t been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing things.
He rang the police, but they told him that no-one was in his area, so no-one was available to catch the thieves. He said ok, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again.
“Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed? Well, you don’t have to worry about them now, I’ve just shot them all.”
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to this man: “I thought you said you’d shot them!”
He replied: “I thought you said there was no-one available!”
Did you hear the former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger passed away and met St. Peter at the gates of heaven. St. Peter complimented Arnold for his lifetime healthy lifestyle and physique. Told him he could go on in and enjoy the mansions…
A couple days later Arnold met St. Peter again on the streets of heaven. Told St. Peter, heaven is great and so nice. I wish I had not been so healthy and got here 10 yrs. sooner!
Very good! I might have to use that one day!!!