New Courses for Men
By Class size is limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
Agenda
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas – Give Us $$$$$
6. Understanding The Female Responses To Your Coming In Drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques – (Formally Called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
8. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
9. You – The Weaker Sex
10. Reasons To Give Flowers
11. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
12. How To Stay Awake After Sex
13. Garbage – Getting It To The Curb
14. Sex 101 – You Can Fall Asleep Without It, If You Really Try Sex 102 – The Morning Dilemma – If It’s “Awake”, Take A Cold Shower
15. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
16. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
17. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
18. The Remote Control – Overcome Your Dependency
19. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
20. How Not To Get Younger Than Your Children
21. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
22. Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson – Especially When Naked
23. Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
24. The Attainable Goal – Omitting @#$% From Your Vocabulary
25. Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
26. Real Men Ask For Directions
A COPY OF THE ABOVE ENDED UP IN OUR LOCAL SHERIFF’S HANDS SO HE DECIDED TO HELP UPDATE THESE COURSES….
While I certainly can’t dispute some of the coursework you’ve listed in such a cavalier fashion, you forgot to show some of the classes that males take great pride in. They are:
1. Eating Straight Out of the Can . . . an environmentalist approach
2. Flatulence As An Art Form
3. If It’s There, Why Can’t I Touch It? The key to understanding women
4. Duct Tape – 101
5. Duct Tape – Advanced – The Magic Silver Strip
6. It’s Mine…I Can Scratch It…Assertiveness training
7. Cooking for Fun and Sex
8. Beer Gargling … Prerequisite is Chemistry 101
9. How To Make Your Woman Really Hot (blow your nose on her curtains)
10. Cussing to Make Your Point (Sub. for Speech 101, Asshole)
11. Cooties – How to Check Girls for Them
12. How To Order at a Fancy Restaurant
13. How To Slip Out Without Paying At A Fancy Restaurant
14. How To Have Great Sex
15. How To Have Great Sex With A Partner (Advanced Only)
Dr.Suite, CEO of the PyBRUs Chapter “Men can be amusing, really” offers courses for women who want to better understand their men. Courses are limited to 50 per class (this curriculum is usually easily assimilated by the female gender).