Little Girls' Names
By A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on
their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl,
“Hello little girl, what’s your name?” She replies, “My name is
Petal, because when my mother was pregnant with me, a petal
landed on her tummy.” The man said, “That’s so sweet!”
To the next girl he asks, “Little girl, what’s your name?” The
girls says, “My name is Feather, because when my mother was
pregnant with me, a feather landed on her tummy.” He again
praises the cute young girl.
The man looks to the third girl who seems very dazed with her
eyes to the sky and her mouth open wide drooling. He says as
kindly as he can, “And you little girl, what’s your name?” The
girl replies in a very drawled out tone, “mayyyy nayyyme uzzzz
peyannnno.”