A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding a perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at...
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to.
Going to temple/church/mosque doesn’t make you a human, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car...
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his member into the pickle slicer. His wife...
Whoever told you to be yourself could not have given you a worse advice.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...