A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. As he was about to exit, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He...
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave.
After the wedding, the bride put a box next to her bed and told her husband never to open and check, what’s inside of it. Forty years passed and the wife fell very ill. When she had just a few more days to live, the husband...
''I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”
Freya was driving home on Black Friday when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road outside Albuquerque, New Mexico. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift? With a silent nod, the woman climbed...
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding a perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...