A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a brothel. The guy said to the cabbie, “Wanna make a...
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a.
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
Tom had a sleeping problem and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. He recommended.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.