These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.151. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The...
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT," So they turned around and went home.
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell.
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I.
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