Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!
After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the debris, they spotted old Ron, a regular customer, lying uncocious in.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one dusty, dry, Wild West day and proceed to the first saloon, where they tie up their trusty steeds and head in for a snort. After a while a stranger walks into the bar and asks, "Who owns...