"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor?" "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
how is binladen like fred flinston? when he looks through the window he sees rubble!
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another.
What do you call a man who has sex with his mom?A MOTHER FUCKER!
Three little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings." The second little boy pipes up, "Well, my.
11. Excuse me "Your Honor", but she was on top 10. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV 9. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas,.
every one has a hobbie right....well your mine
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There is only one way to kill capitalism: taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A. Women working at 900 numbers.