You�re a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of spray paint to protect your sister�s honer.
A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple.
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED: We are still guessing. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM: We just hired three.
Windows NT Beer -- Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's, but the company promises to change the can...
Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 60 =-------------------------------------- In the engineering building, in small print low on the wall in the front of the stall so you had to lean forward to read it: You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle. Sure enough, he...
Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society... DIRECTRA -- a dose of this.
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the...