New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--visually challenged mute--vocally challenged deaf--aurally challenged dead--metabolically different alive--temporarily metabolically abled ugly--aesthetically challenged fat--gravitationally challenged heavy-set--people of mass rude--politically correct psychopath--socially misaligned crooked--ethically challenged...
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither." --Drew Carey "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a...
1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours. 2. Point the overhead.
A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then stormed...
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!".
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, the new one and the old one.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes,...