What do you get when you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 people who don't do dick!
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and.
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist's fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
Why Dogs don't surf the web... Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing...
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what.
You might be a redneck if... You've ever hitchhiked naked, You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle. Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine." The...
A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, "God, are you black or white"?.
Your momma's so fat she can be classified as Mrs. Jiggle Puff.
Tom's wife wasn't very attractive, but he was no oil-painting, either. After the ceremony, Tom asked the vicar how much the cost was."Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife," replied the Reverend.Tom looked at his wife, and...