Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said , "I want your weight not your phone number".
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don't we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?" So they get to the motel and go into the room. Grandpa takes off his glasses and says he going to...
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and 3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said eeewwww. Why are you walking with.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?A: 66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything; ten semanticists to debate the.
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way...
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs.
A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died.
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a...