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A man and his father were at retierment home and the man siad dad can you sit down and be back with the papers to get you in. as the son left the dad started to lean to the right but a nurse came and stuffed...
Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, she was disqualified for being a professional.
Hey, you leave my mama outta this and I'll leave this outta your mama!
Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant.
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