The stockings are hung on the chimneyAnd the presents are under the treeAnd mama's in the kitchen making some herbal teaThe windows are covered with frostThe candles are all alight But as I wander through this quiet houseSomething just doesn't seem rightYou see, every year the...
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed.
It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm.
You're a redneck if.... You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
your mommas so old her birth certificate says expired
1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you have his.
1. "The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY." 2. "We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there." 3. "My name is Forrest Gump - people call me Forrest Gump." 4. "Hey, Jim, do you remember...
Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!
After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the debris, they spotted old Ron, a regular customer, lying uncocious in a corner. As he came round, one of the policemen asked him:"Did you get in fracus."...