Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My...
"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy." "In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry.".
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her.
Why cant witches have babies? Cause their husbands have halloweenies.
why does michael jackson like 26 yr olds? because there were 20 of them
1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
a man decided to go out fishing. while he was fishing his pole started to yank hard. so the man started wheeling in as fast and hard as he could. he saw the fish and it was pretty big.he said to himself ooo i can take...
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every.
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on his dad in the shower, he looks at his dads croch and asks what that to...