If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still...
This woman of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before.
One day while the Camel, and the Elephant were near by each other, the Elephant looked over to the Camel. The Elephant says to the Camel (What a silly place.
yo momma so fat she aint go skinny dippin she went chunky ducken
What do you call two Packies jumping out of a plane? Chocolate drops.
Human 1: I can jump over the CN Tower and you can't. Haha Human 2: How did you jump over the CN Tower? Human 1: You see, I said I.
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said it would be chilly out and she went out with a bowl and spoon and said...
How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He never had to date one.
Knock, knock, who's there the plumber the plumber who me you dork!
An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something special for his last meal. The inmate declined the offer. Later, the prison guard asked the...