What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT," So they turned around and went.
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."So the guy says, "Well, give...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I.
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. When asked for their phone number, they give.
your mamas glassses are so thik that when she looks at the map she sees people waving
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.