The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see...
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Did you hear about the Aggie that was up all night studying for his urinal test?
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him."Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?""Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."The man returned to his...
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single..
"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy." "In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry.".
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss...