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yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion
that the last time she saw 98765 was on the scale
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks. 6:32 Hit snooze.
ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.
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