The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip!
You�re a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of spray paint to protect your sister�s honer.
A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple.
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED: We are still guessing. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM: We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION: We know who to blame. 4. MAJOR...
Windows NT Beer -- Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators..
Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with...
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 60 =-------------------------------------- In the engineering building, in small print low on the wall in the front of the stall so you had to lean.
Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society... DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop...