Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
how many blonde jokes are there? none because theyre all true..
Why were there no in flight movies on the September 11 planes ? 'Cause there was a Telly Ban
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and.
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two thirds.
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.
The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me boy, you're plastered." So Mulligan says to the bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I can see that one eyed cat.
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey!.
Q. Why doesn't Barbie have babies? A. Ken comes in a different box!