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Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors. Bach did it with the organ. Band members do it all night. Band members do it in a parade. Band members do it.
Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and.
There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.182. When you leave the room, put on a screensaver that says, "I'm watching you."
your mother so fat that when she puts her lip stick on she has to use a paint roller!
What's the difference between a Mexican American Princess, and a Jewish American Princess? A Mexican American Princess has fake jewelry and real orgasms.
The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",. The lady at the counter asked him "Don't you mean five bags?" He said "No, i want five pounds." She was...