A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?".
1. You've slept with Geraldo Rivera. 2. Arsenio touches your knee. 3. Even Richard Dawson won't kiss you. 4. Sheik offers you free shares in the company. 5. You become.
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.' What a man hears: 'blah, blah, blah, blah,...
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Q. What do you call a dog with real short legs and steel testicles? A. Sparky.
Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these...
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front.
a medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. he went over to a table where a body was.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.