An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something special for his last meal. The inmate declined the offer. Later, the prison guard asked the...
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas.
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole.
Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
how many blonde jokes are there? none because theyre all true..
Why were there no in flight movies on the September 11 planes ? 'Cause there was a Telly Ban
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she sid 'Kevin'. 'Right', he said, 'what about that blond one over...