A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found...
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."The little girl thought.
I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10." Husband: "What about one my size?" Wife: "Didn't get a bid!" The husband...
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Somewhere in the city there was a small apartment building. there were four floors and 1 person lived on each floor.On the first floor there lived a police man. Everybody.
You might be a redneck if you go to a dance, and they say do the ho down and you throw your wife on the ground.
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I give you some jelly beans? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy ache'cause I ate all the jelly beans.
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys.
There was a blonde, redhead, and a burnette. They all jumped off the building. Which on hit the ground last? The dumb blonde because she had to stop and ask directions.