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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of.
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone,.
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital door to endoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a...
Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock Knock Who's there? O'Shea! O'Shea who? O'Shea that's a sad story! Knock Knock Who's.
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone?
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, "I found out my brother is gay." The same guy, comes in the next day and asks for ten shots of whiskey. The bartender...
Two blonds rented a canoe and went fishing on the lake. After waiting an hour without catching any fish, they decided to go farther down the lake. After two hours.
Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him...